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saved by the one true God and couldn't be happier


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okaymad:

when you try your best but don’t succeed

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fuckyeahitspcola:

MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T!

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MY ANACONDA DON’T WANT NUN UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN!

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lameorgy:

when my friends ask me for money 

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thevirginharry:

remember swine flu reblog if ur a tru 2009 kid

author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
tumblr: lol fukin stupid teacher
loki: blinks
tumblr: do you see this? do you see that blink? that fucking blink. it shows how much pain he has inside of him. look at him. all he wants is his father to love him. look at the tears that he is holding back. he's never been the favorite son, he always knew that he didn't belong. this is the fucking blink that makes me love loki. he's not a villain. he's just a scared, lonely child.

refreshes:

refreshes:

i read online that kats have nine lives.. my name is kat, this is good news

at the hospital. broke 17 bones. fractured my ribs. there’s a hole in my lung. dislocated my cornea. 5 lives left..

hypermonkeyoncrack:

Alex turner
Instant follow back

hypermonkeyoncrack:

Alex turner
Instant follow back

arabbara:

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit